SOUTH CHINA-CANTON RAILWAY STATION 1875
WONG FEI HONG :"Well...I'm suppposed to meet Cousin YEE at the Station...Where could she be ?..."
" A show of force of "THE RED LOTUS CLAN", a xenephobic fanatic cult !..."
The RED LOTUS CLAN had sworn to expel all the foreigners from China and assaulted YEE
for her western-style dress and use of the magic-seeming camera :
" TAKE THE MAGIC BOX FROM HER AND TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF !...NO WESTERN DRESS HERE !..."
YEE :"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME !...YOU HAVE NO RIGHT !...HELP ME!...."
FEI HONG :"O-Oh... COUSIN YEE !...she 's in deep trouble..."
FEI HONG :"COUSIN YEE !...DON'T WORRY !...I'M HERE !..."
YEE :"FEI HONG !....OH GOD !...THESE MEN ATTACK ME !..."
FEI HONG using his umbrella: "HEY !...NOT SO FAST, JUNIOR !...YOU KNOW WHO I AM !?!..."
FEI HONG :"COUSIN YEE !...STAY BEHIND ME !...LET ME HANDLE THESE RUFFIANS !..."
FEI HONG :"HOW 'BOUT THIS ?...A COMBO CHACHACHA-KUNG FU-TANGO !...ORIGINAL, ISN'T IT ?!...I"
THE LEADER OF THE LION DANCE :"SO YOU'RE THE FAMOUS "WONG FEI HONG", HA ?!...GET HIM !..."
FEI HONG :"HOLD ON !...COUSIN YEE !... Will you take care of my umbrella and my hat for a moment please?...Thank you !"
YEE :" FEI HONG !...ANOTHER BRAWL !....OK BUT BE PRUDENT !..."
FEI HONG :"NO WORRY, COUSIN YEE !...I'M INVITED TO THE PARTY !..."
THE CLAN :"GET HIM !... KILL HIM !....THAT'S FEI HONG !...HE'S WITH THE WESTERNERS !..."
FEI HONG :"FIRST, I'M A PATRIOT AND SECOND, I'M NO XENOPHOHOLIC !...OOPLA ! "
FEI HONG :"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF "HUNG KUEN FIST" ?...THAT'S JUST A SAMPLE !...BEAT IT !"
"OUGH !...." "AGHFF !..." "AYEE !..."
As a martial artist, WONG FEI HONG is famed for his skill in HUNG KUEN. He had mastered the Iron Wire Fist,
the Five Forms Fist, the Vanquishing Fist, and the Shadowless Kick. Not stopping there, Fei Hung also excelled at
the traditional Southern Chinese art of Lion Dancing. Within Canton, he was known as "THE KING OF THE LIONS"....
FEI HONG :"GIVE ME THAT LION HEAD !...I FEEL LIKE DANCING NOW !...WHOOOO!..."
FEI HONG :"ASCENDING LION STRETCHING HIS BODY!..."
"WHADA ?!?..." "AGHGH !"..."FUCKK !... "
FEI HONG :"HOW'BOUT THIS ?...MONKEY DRUNKEN FIST !..."
"UGHH !..." "SHITT !..." "AYEEE !..."
The beatup CLAN was in complete disarray and ran away :"WE MEET AGAIN, FEI HONG !..."
FEI HONG :"ENOUGH ?!?...HEY YOU,COME BACK !...I STILL WANT TO PLAY !...."
YEE :"FEI HONG ! ARE YOU HURT ?...YOU SAVED MY LIFE !...YOU'RE MY HERO !"
FEI HONG :"I'M ALL RIGHT !...Just gave a lesson of galantry to these ruffians !"
Thank you, DARLING !...(OOPS !)..."COUSIN YEE!"...for taking good care of my ..."
YEE :"("DARLING ?"...Does he like me?)...humm..It's been a great pleasure for me, FEI HONG !...
FEI HONG :"LET'S GO, COUSIN YEE !... WE'RE LATE! OUR father (OOPS !)..."MY" father's waiting for us at PO CHI LAM!"
THE END
ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA THEME SONGPerformed by JACKIE CHAN.
TITLE :
NAN'ER DANG ZI QUIANG
Ao qi Mian dui Wan Chong lang
Re xie xiang na hong ri guang
Dan si tie da, gu ru jing gang
Xiong jin bai qian zhang, yan guang Wan Li chang
Wo fafeng tu quiang, zuo hao han
Zuo ge haohanzi, Mei tian yao ziqiang
Re xie nan’er han, Bi tai yang geng guang
Rang hai tian wei wo ju neng Liang, qu kai tian pi di,
Wei wo Lixiang qu chuang
Kan bibo gao zhuang you kan bi kong guang kuo hao qi yang
Wo shi nan’er dang zi qiang
Ang bu tin xiong dajia zuo dongliang, Zuo haohan
Yong wo bai dien re, yao chu qian fen guang
Zuo ge hao han zi, rexiere chang re, Bi tai yeng gueng guang.
Another cantonese version :NAAM YI DONG JI KEUNG
O hei o siu man chung long
Yit huet yit sing hung yat gwong
Daam si tit da
Gwat ji jing gong
Hung kam baak chin jeung
Ngaan gwong maan lei cheung
Sai fen yiu faat ji keung
Jo ho hon
Jo goh ho hon ji
Mui tin yiu ji keung
Yit huet naam ji
bit sing hung yat gwong
Yeung hoi tin wai ngoh jeui neng leung
Heui hoi tin pik dei
Wai ngoh leiseung heui cheung
Hon bik boh go jong
yau hon bik hung gwong fut ho hei yeung
Gei si naam yi dong ji keung
On bo ding hung dai ga jok dung leung
Jo ho hon
Yung ngoh baak dim yit
Yiu chut chin fen gwong
Jo goh ho hon ji
Yit huet yit cheung yit
Bit sing hung yat gwong
Translation :
Title :A man of determination
Defiantly facing the ten thousand layered waves
Burning with righteous spirit like this red sunlight
Courage like forging iron
Character as strong as stainless steel
A mind a hundred thousand feet wide
A vision ten thousand miles long
I energetically and determinedly work towards my plan:
To be a good Han/Chinese/man
In order to be a good Han/Chinese/man
Every day you must push yourself
The righteous spirit of a hero
is like the noonday sun
Sea and sky yield their power for me to gather
I will separate the heavens from the earth
Towards my ideals I will charge
See azure waves tall and strong
and see the azure skies broad and vast lifting the noble spirit
I am a man of strength and determination
Chin up and chest out everybody be like “beams and pillars”
Be good Han/Chinese/men
Use me to ignite a hundred spirits
Shines outwards like a thousand spectra.
To be a good Han/Chinese/man
Ardent and courageous spirit
Brighter than the sun.