DRUMS ROLL!.... CYMBALLS CLANGING!....




























SOUTH CHINA-CANTON RAILWAY STATION 1875



WONG FEI HONG :"Well...I'm suppposed to meet Cousin YEE at the Station...Where could she be ?..."
" A show of force of "THE RED LOTUS CLAN", a xenephobic fanatic cult !..."





The RED LOTUS CLAN had sworn to expel all the foreigners from China and assaulted YEE
for her western-style dress and use of the magic-seeming camera :
" TAKE THE MAGIC BOX FROM HER AND TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF !...NO WESTERN DRESS HERE !..."
YEE :"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME !...YOU HAVE NO RIGHT !...HELP ME!...."
FEI HONG :"O-Oh... COUSIN YEE !...she 's in deep trouble..."









FEI HONG :"COUSIN YEE !...DON'T WORRY !...I'M HERE !..."
YEE :"FEI HONG !....OH GOD !...THESE MEN ATTACK ME !..."
FEI HONG using his umbrella: "HEY !...NOT SO FAST, JUNIOR !...YOU KNOW WHO I AM !?!..."





FEI HONG :"COUSIN YEE !...STAY BEHIND ME !...LET ME HANDLE THESE RUFFIANS !..."





FEI HONG :"HOW 'BOUT THIS ?...A COMBO CHACHACHA-KUNG FU-TANGO !...ORIGINAL, ISN'T IT ?!...I"









THE LEADER OF THE LION DANCE :"SO YOU'RE THE FAMOUS "WONG FEI HONG", HA ?!...GET HIM !..."
FEI HONG :"HOLD ON !...COUSIN YEE !... Will you take care of my umbrella and my hat for a moment please?...Thank you !"
YEE :" FEI HONG !...ANOTHER BRAWL !....OK BUT BE PRUDENT !..."





FEI HONG :"NO WORRY, COUSIN YEE !...I'M INVITED TO THE PARTY !..."













THE CLAN :"GET HIM !... KILL HIM !....THAT'S FEI HONG !...HE'S WITH THE WESTERNERS !..."
FEI HONG :"FIRST, I'M A PATRIOT AND SECOND, I'M NO XENOPHOHOLIC !...OOPLA ! "




FEI HONG :"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF "HUNG KUEN FIST" ?...THAT'S JUST A SAMPLE !...BEAT IT !"
"OUGH !...." "AGHFF !..." "AYEE !..."





As a martial artist, WONG FEI HONG is famed for his skill in HUNG KUEN. He had mastered the Iron Wire Fist,
the Five Forms Fist, the Vanquishing Fist, and the Shadowless Kick. Not stopping there, Fei Hung also excelled at
the traditional Southern Chinese art of Lion Dancing. Within Canton, he was known as "THE KING OF THE LIONS"....


















FEI HONG :"GIVE ME THAT LION HEAD !...I FEEL LIKE DANCING NOW !...WHOOOO!..."








FEI HONG :"ASCENDING LION STRETCHING HIS BODY!..."
"WHADA ?!?..." "AGHGH !"..."FUCKK !... "








FEI HONG :"HOW'BOUT THIS ?...MONKEY DRUNKEN FIST !..."
"UGHH !..." "SHITT !..." "AYEEE !..."






The beatup CLAN was in complete disarray and ran away :"WE MEET AGAIN, FEI HONG !..."
FEI HONG :"ENOUGH ?!?...HEY YOU,COME BACK !...I STILL WANT TO PLAY !...."





YEE :"FEI HONG ! ARE YOU HURT ?...YOU SAVED MY LIFE !...YOU'RE MY HERO !"
FEI HONG :"I'M ALL RIGHT !...Just gave a lesson of galantry to these ruffians !"
Thank you, DARLING !...(OOPS !)..."COUSIN YEE!"...for taking good care of my ..."
YEE :"("DARLING ?"...Does he like me?)...humm..It's been a great pleasure for me, FEI HONG !...
FEI HONG :"LET'S GO, COUSIN YEE !... WE'RE LATE! OUR father (OOPS !)..."MY" father's waiting for us at PO CHI LAM!"

















THE END



ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA THEME SONG

In mandarin with translation. Coutesy of The Jet Li Homepage.

TITLE : NAN ER DANG ZI JIANG

Ao qi mien dui wan chong lang
Defiantly facing insurmountable odds
Re xue sheng na hung ri guang
Burning with righteous spirit like this red sunlight
Dan si tie da
With resolute courage
Gu ru jing gang
With an uncompromising character
Xiong jin bai qian zhang
With the broadest mind
Yan guang wan li chang
With a far-sighted vision
Wo fa fen tu jiang
I vow to achieve my ambition:
Zuo hao han
To be a great hero.
zuo ge hao han zi
In order to be a great hero
Mei tien yao zi jiang
Every day you must push yourself
re xue nan er han
The righteous spirit of a hero
bi tai yang geng guang
burns brighter than the sun.
**Ah ah ah ah ah....Ah ah ah ah ....
Rang hai tien wei wo ju neng liang
Sea and sky yield their power for me to gather
Qu kai tian pi di
I will separate the heavens from the earth
Wei wo lixiang qu chuang
Towards my ideals I will charge
Kan bi bo gao chuang
Witness the azure waves, tall and vigorous,
you kan bi kong guang kuo haoqi yang
and the azure skies, as broad and vast as my indomitable spirit
Wo shi nan er dang zi jiang
I am a man of strength and determination
Ang bu ting xiong da jia zuo dong liang
Stride proudly and stick your chest out everybody be pillars of the nation
Zuo hao han
Be good Han/Chinese/men
Yong wo bai dian re
My ambition ignites a hundred spirits;
Yao chu qian fen guang
Shines outwards like a thousand spectra.
Zuo ge hao han zi
To be a good Han/Chinese/man
Re xue re chuang re
I raise my righteous and courageous spirit
bi tai yang geng guang
Burning brighter than the sun.